T’was the Night of the Election

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Scarlet Lindsey | Civil Patriot

T’was the night of the election
And oh, what a sight!
Poll workers were counting
Till late in the night!

The ballots were tucked
In their suitcases with care,
In hopes that the Republicans
Soon would leave there. 

Then off they all flew,
Leaving workers alone,
To steal the election
While they all went home!

And I with my coffee,
And camera in hand,
Hid away in a corner,
To discover their plan!

When what to my wondering eyes
should appear,
But ballots galore
From the sly electioneer!

Cases of ballots,
From out of the blue!
The tables had turned,
But what could I do? 

I spoke not a word,
As they tallied those votes.
But crouched in the corner,
I took careful notes.

On ladies! On gentlemen!
Oh, I see you’ve found more!
Keep counting,
And adding to Biden’s big score!

Tabulate! Tabulate!
Run it again!
No one will notice
the weight of your sin. 

Their eyes, how they twinkled!
Their dimples, how merry!
Their cheeks glowed with mischief
With each load they carried.

“We’ll show them!” they chortled.
Those Trumpsters will cuss!
They’ll soon rue the day
That they dared mess with us! 

What’s that? You’re still counting?
My goodness, you’re clever!
Why, you must have worked
On this scheming forever! 

And then, in a twinkling,
I heard them all sigh.
The deed had been done,
They had propped up their guy. 

I reached for my phone,
To my boss sent a text.
I’d caught the whole thing,
But what would come next? 

Would justice be served,
And truth come to light?
Or would this election
Go to the wrong guy? 

I shot from the corner,
Unnoticed at first.
Then they turned and they saw me,
And started to curse. 

I let out a shout
As I bounded from sight:
“Donald Trump’s still my president!
And to all a good night!”


  1. Once the ballot envelope is separated from the ballot there really isn’t a way to know if the ballot counted is valid or not. The signature check of the ballot envelope, checking the ballot is from someone on the state voter rolls and the address shown is correct are all checks that have been alleged to be disbanded during this election. Now with allegations of massive fraud can anyone tell me if the number of envelopes match the number of ballots? So of the allegations pertain to the same ballots being run through the scanners maybe ten times, some of the votes may have been system generated… just a simple counting of the number of envelopes would be proof of this deed (or not). Haven’t hear if this has been done, I assume the envelopes haven’t been thrown away.

  2. That about says it all quite clever. I’m sure the Supreme Court has been bought. I heard justice Roberts said the mother f!!clear will never get re-elected and this is how we do it. I also heard Trump contacted cavanah and he voted no. It seems like their all in a plot to cancel out Trump. I got words for them but I’ll stop my self. Trump can’t count on any body
    I heard when the electors get counted it takes one from the house and one from the Senate to refuse them then after it goes to discussion then they can throw out Biden as electors and put in Trump’s but Gretchen Whitmore from my state of Michigan had 200 state police block the Republican electors from coming in which is totally eleagal she don’t care cause she’s totally corrupt. I bet she got elected the same way we have those damn dominion garbage here that’s why John James probably lost to that prick Peters who’s gotten rich off us same goes for that witch Debbie Stabenow. I think the elections for along time have been corrupted


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