Meghan Markle. . .for President?

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Scarlet Lindsey | Civil Patriot

There’s a story floating around the Internet that Meghan Markle—the same Meghan Markle who just spent time lamenting to Oprah about how hard her life is—might want to run for President. 

Of these United States. 

I’ve written a little poem to commemorate the occasion: 

First came the whining.
Then the complaining.
Now the campaigning?

Is that how this is going to go? 

Look, I love the idea of a female president. Candace Owens, maybe. Condoleezza Rice. But, Meghan Markle? 

Sounds like a hot mess to me. But then again, I know nothing about the life of the royals. I’m just a commoner. 

In an interview with Fox New’s Maria Bartiromo, President Donald trump had this to say in response to the news that Meghan might consider a run:

“Well, I hope that happens because if that happened, then I think I’d have an even stronger feeling toward running,” Trump said. “I’m not a fan of hers. I think that what she talks about the royal family and the queen — I happen to think, I know the queen, as you know. I’ve met with the queen and I think the queen is a tremendous person. And I’m not a fan of Meghan.”

The Duchess of Sussex has already told friends about her political ambitions. She’s hoping her recent Oprah interview will strengthen support in the U.S., according to The Mail on Sunday newspaper. 

Plans are already in the works. According to a senior UK politician who served under Tony Blair, Meghan has been openly networking among senior Democrats to building fundraising teams and a campaign. She will only consider running if Biden decides against a second term. 

So many things to say here. 

First, does she really think it’s going to be that easy? Biden’s just going to go away? And if he does, have we forgotten about Kamala, who’s waiting in the wings? She’s going to disappear, too? The whole deck will shuffle to allow a pampered princess to settle onto the throne of our hearts? 

In her version of the story, yes. 

In steps the Duchess, who, with zero years’ experience, becomes the leader of the free world. Instead of being banned from Big Tech, she’ll be the star of the show. 

I can see it all now. She’ll train our children to believe a life of privilege is really a life to be pitied. This upside-down world will get even crazier as this pampered but persecuted semi-royal takes over the White House, prince-hubby at her side. 

It will be “greater than any fairy tale you’ve ever read,” (Meghan’s own words in describing her life story). 

To my way of thinking, it will be anything but. 




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